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Wednesday, July 05, 2006

So I talked to Yogi Berra today...

Yogi Berra contacted me today concerning the content of my next book, a cookbook.  Basically, the jist of the conversation was he doesn't eat lunch.
Currently Reading
How to Die: Or the Good Gatsby
By Wm., Douglas Warren
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Thursday, May 25, 2006

So, my book, is as of right now ranked #120,497 on Amazon.com.
Yesterday, it got ranked all the way up to 32,261.
Come on people, help me out. We can do better than that. If you haven't bought this book yet, I will really, really encourage you to do so. No only because it is funny and I am confident you will enjoy it. but because quite frankly I need the money for it. Imagine having a job for 5 months that you didn't get paid for, that's what it is like to write a book, so buy it. And if you already bought it, tell your friends. If you like to laugh you will like this book. Trust me. So click on the link below and buy it.
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How to Die: Or the Good Gatsby
By Wm Douglas Warren
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Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Notice what it says on the bottom of my post?  The currently reading thing?  That's right, How to Die: or The Good Gatsby by Me, Wm. Douglas Warren, is now for sale.  You can buy it by clicking on the picture of the book below.  I would highly suggest doing so, because it is a great book.  I love it, and I only love good books.  (Well, I did really like Danny Bonaduce's autobiography, so my previous statement might be a lie.)  To those of you who purchased a pre-order, well, your book is not in yet.  Sorry.  But I will get those to you, signed and numbered and everything, and even though you did not get them before the book was available to the public as I was promised you would, your name is still in the back of a book that is being sold across two continents, so be happy.  So seriously guys,  I would love for you to buy this book.  Every copy purchased is half a meal that I can buy my soon to be bride.  And she likes meals.  Also, I have started on my next book.  It is going to be a cook book.  No lie.  Just wait and see.  It will be awesome.
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How to Die: Or the Good Gatsby
By Wm Douglas Warren
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Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Wayland Baptist University, Part II

More truths about the school that gave me my diploma.

The people who are in charge of the Laney activity center have to be the most incompetent morons in
Plainview.  This activity center has been promised ever since my junior year of high school, and probably before.  What all was promised?  I remember a swimming pool, rock climbing wall, more than one story, etc. etc.  Now what is it?  A lobby, a track and a basketball court (and I have heard rumors of a weight room.)  We have all this crap at Wayland already.  What is the point in wasting our tuition money to build a new one. Like that will really do so much for recruitment.  And here we have more than one basketball court.  Woo.  I understand that it costs a lot of money to build a pool, and it would take away from the budget for the other crap (that we ALREADY HAVE) but seriously, why didn’t you JUST build the pool.  We don’t have one of those at Wayland.  People would like it.  It would do something for recruitment.  And I think administration knows this is a stupid idea and a waste of tuition money because Dr. Lusk called a meeting with the student cabinet and told them (us) that we had to have a positive attitude about it and not say anything negative.  Do you want to know why I said them earlier?  Because it was a mandatory cabinet meeting, I was the vice president of cabinet and I was not informed there was a meeting.  Remember the previous post about people on staff who can’t stand me?  The cabinet sponsor.
That brings up another issue.  Most of the cabinet members were to give a short speech to the parents at big weekend.  Guess which one was not asked to give one.  The vice president.  Me.  I was the freaking vice president.  Shouldn’t I have some rank over the secretaries of(meaningless made up position to make it sound important.)No this we just the precursor to the same group of people making sure I didn’t give the graduation speech.  (And about the person who did give the speech, I may have to live with getting screwed out of giving it, but I don’t have to live with giving a speech that sucked in front of a thousand people.)

     So I was kept out of the mandatory cabinet meetings.  Great.  And if you don’t know, for the past three years I have been the strongest supporter of Wayland that I could be as a student because I believed in the school.  When other people would talk bad about her, I would stick up for her, say that it isn’t perfect, but we chose to come here and stayed here for a reason.  To be honest do you want to know why I came to Wayland and stayed here for four years.  It was free. That was the only reason.  I looked today and I have received over $43,000 in scholarships.  If you are taking out student loans to go here, ask yourself if it is worth $43,000 that you will have to pay back with interest.

     If you remember the previous paragraph, I stated that for three years I supported Wayland because I believed in the school.  I have been here four years though, and the whole time I was here I supported her, Last year was because I took an oath as a member of cabinet to do that kind of crap and support Wayland’s values.  But now I don’t know if I want to.  This school is close minded.  Completely.  And judgmental.  Those are not values I want to support.  Very hypocritical too.  If anyone from administration reads this, and wants to know some real facts about a firing that you did last summer based on hearsay, I would love to talk to you.  Get my cell phone number from Marilyn.  She should have it, she called me on it.  This post was tame and lame.  I am not near done.


Sunday, April 30, 2006

Wayland Baptist University

            Wayland Baptist University — My Alma Mater.  Where should I begin?  Should I begin when I was trying to apply to this school and they kept losing my application, were very unprofessional and left my mother saying if it wasn’t her Alma Mater she wouldn’t want me attending?  Or should I begin with when as an elected member of senate I tried to help a staff member out because there were some rumors going around about her that I thought were untrue and sponsored a resolution to let the truth be know and dissolve all rumors, only to be accused of calling her a thief causing my name to be tarnished to this day over a year and a half  later?  Or should I begin with the numerous times I have been compelled to yell at staff members in the various offices around campus because they were either incompetent, liars, or just generally screwing me?  Maybe I should tell the story of Zach Crook and Jim Landtroop.  I believe I will begin with the last straw, being screwed out of giving the graduation address.  I believe this encompasses several of the before mentioned areas. 

     The senior class had a meeting where they were to decide on, among other things, who the graduation speaker would be.  I had heard from several people that they wanted me to be speaker, and that they would nominate me at the meeting.  When we got to the meeting the senior class advisor, Dean Tipton’s secretary Marilyn was acting very buddy buddy with a guy I had never seen before in my life.  When it came time to decide who was going to be speaker, Richard the senior class president said that Seth wanted to be speaker, asked if anyone else did and started to move on.  I said I wanted to be, and five other people vocalized that they wanted me to be the speaker as well.  There were eleven people there.  That meant when they voted, I would have won the vote.  Remember the guy Marilyn was acting buddy buddy with, it was Seth.  Seth Andrews.  The name sounded familiar to me, because several times in the past few years when even I have been in a group of people that involved girls, we often times had to go out of our way to avoid him because they were uncomfortable around him for one reason or another.  This is when it became apparent that Marilyn and Richard had promised Seth the speech and did not want me to do it, so they started to find ways to decide the speaker and make sure it wasn’t me.  First, Marilyn said there would be a vote, but based on our speeches, and she wanted us to give them then.  Obviously, I did not have a speech written because it was over a month away and they hadn’t decided on a speaker yet.  Seth had a speech.  But still guess who had to tell what there speech would be about first, me.  Not only that I had to give my feelings about Wayland.  I said I liked it, because as I said this incident was the straw that broke the camel’s back, and if it hadn’t have happened, I probably would have felt pride in the Wayland diploma I received today. 

     Anyway, after I said my sentiments about Wayland and what my speech would be like, Marilyn left the meeting, not asking Seth to give his speech (which he had in his hands) then came back and said Dean Tipton would hear both our speeches and he would make the decision.  That would work with me.  Then she gave me less than an hour to come in.  So I left and went right to work writing the speech.  I began talking about the degree of difference at Wayland, what it meant, and how the university went beyond that with personal care for the students and blah blah blah.  Then I closed the speech by saying how we would make Wayland an ebenezer, a place that whenever we came by it it would remind us to stop and praise God for what he has done in our lives.  It was the best piece of fiction I had ever written.  As I was getting ready to go see Dean Tipton, one of my best friends called me and said that he had received a message from Marilyn not to come give the speech to Dean Tipton.  Apparently, Marilyn did not know the difference between me and Zach Crook, but that still makes sense in this story, because he is hated around the staff for the exact same incident I am. 

     The next day Marilyn called me (after I wrote the speech, which I will say, was very good.  I am not arrogant, I am just a good judge of my own writing.  Heck, I have been a published writer ever since I was 14 and had an article published in Archie Comics.  I am a mere few weeks away from having a novel distributed throughout three counties on two continents.  I can write a good speech if I need to.)  to tell me that I will not be allowed to give the speech because it was apparent by the fact that I did not have one prepared for the meeting that I didn’t care.  I won’t lie to you, I yelled at her.  I was so furious.  It took everything I had to keep my language clean while talking to her and explaining how asinine it would be to expect someone to have a speech already written before he was even nominated to give it. 

     So they said they would have a vote for the speaker.  The two times I tried to vote, however, they could not find the ballots to let me vote.  On woman I know went to vote for me and before she could Marilyn told her all the reasons she should vote against me.  Not the reasons why she should vote for Seth, why she should vote against me.  To this day I was never told I was not the one giving the speech.  I assumed I wasn’t because no one made me show it to them to have it preapproved (because I have never been allowed a microphone on stage at Harral without being threatened within an inch of my life and told they will not hesitate to jerk it out of my hands) and also, the fact that the speech has been given and I didn’t do it let me know that I was not the speaker.  Was I given a fair shot at being the speaker?  No.  Should I have been the speaker?  Yes.  A majority of the people at the meeting where it was to be decided said they wanted me to speak.  I should have.

     Now I will explain why my name (along with Zach Crook’s) is Mudd around the staff at the school. Fall semester of 2004 I was in Senate and many people were concerned with what seemed to be misuse of funds coming from one organization, and many people asked Zach Crook and me to do something about it.  We could not believe that the funds were really being misused to the extent that the allegations suggested, so together we penned a senate resolution to clear the water, and let it be known where the funds came from.  Both of us honestly believed that there were no misused funds, and we thought that this resolution would clear up the issue.  Before the bill even passed we were told that we had accused to very trustworthy women of stealing, and we apologized profusely and explained that was not our purpose, but it was no use.  They didn’t believe us.  To this day many many people on staff still tell me and Zach that they cannot believe what we did to (fill in the names) and how we are horrible people and so on and so forth.  Last time I try to help someone out.  I am convinced that this at least impart had to do with why I was not allowed to give the speech.  It sounds ridiculous, but honestly, you do not understand the repercussions that Zach and I still face concerning this.

     And I hate dealing with the offices at Wayland anyway.  Just this week I had to deal with them twice.  One time was because I had to get my ACT test scores sent to one of my teachers.  I had asked them to do this for me over a month ago when it was due, but they didn’t.  I went back and asked them to do it, and they said just leave my name and they would do it for me.  I explained that I needed it right this second because I was graduating and my grades were due, and she blew me off.  I asked if she could write them down for me and she said that it was illegal to give me my own grades.  (But apparently it is legal for her to give them to one of my teachers that has no business having them.)  All I needed her to do was write them down, and I could have told them to her, because I know them because it was the only standardized test I took and I only took it once and my memory is not that bad.  27, 28, 31, 34.  Those were my scores. All I needed was for her to write them down or send them to my professor ASAP but she wouldn’t, and I could not afford to wait another month for her to get around to it again.

     I went to my teacher to ask her what I needed to do, and before I even got to talk to her the lady I had talked to had already called her to tell on me for being mean.  Grow up and do your job.

     Then I went to the business office to pay off a library fine so I could get my diploma.  But I knew I had a $99 credit in my account.  I still had to pay the fine because financial aid had zeroed out my account.  They felt that I didn’t need all the scholarships I was given, so they took away part of my Pioneer Scholarship to even it out.  You had no right to do that.  If you had to take away some of my scholarships, you should have taken it away from my BGCT scholarship, because I would rather them have the money back than you.  They do a lot more useful things, and are way better stewards of their money.  Next time before you zero out someone’s account to give yourself money, ask them who they would want to have it.

     This is already way to long for a blog entry, so I will stop, but believe me, I have a lot more bitterness in me than I have spoken.  However, you will never hear my say anything negative about the professors.  Especially Dr. Don Cook, Dr. Arch Mayfield, Dr. Steven Michael, Dr. Glyndle Feagin, Dr. Gary Manning, Dr. Paul Sadler, Dr. Fred Meeks and Dr. Carolyn Ratcliffe.  You would not believe the impact these eight people had on me.  Having to do it all over again, I would because of what I have received from these people.



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